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I'm a Brunette

Exactly like the chick on the stand in Liar, Liar, I'm a brunette .  Or, you know, Madonna.  During the COVID 19 pandemic, I actually looked like a brunette for the first time in years because everyone was encouraged to stay home  as much as possible.  This cast light on my lousy marriage. I looked like a brunette while married too.  I must not have had much of a life while I was chattel property because both before and after my marriage, I usually look like some shade of dirty blonde and people sometimes squee at me about "I love  the highlights you've added!!!" and I don't know what to say because I did not add highlights.  I probably took a salt water bath or went swimming or increased how much walking I was doing which exposed me to more sunlight. I had black hair at birth and after a washing or two, it turned extremely blonde. My mother told tales of running her hands through my hair and being unable to see her gold wedding ring because it blended...